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(If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) If Maester Seymour is no longer on the battlefield when its first ability resolves, use its power as it last existed on the battlefield to determine how many +1/+1 counters to put on the target creature

You shoot any target for a damage, like them, a dork with 1 toughness, or other things

This is just a functional reprint of Electric Revelation, which to my knowledge has never seen any kind of play until recently

As stupid as it sounds, other serialized cards have fetched an especially high price if they sport particular numbers, especially 1-5, 420, and of course 69

The secret of Strixhaven itself

Fireblast was particularly important in this deck for combating Bloom-Drain decks, on account of its strength against Natural Balance